Short stories- Andrew's

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Mann

Date: Friday, 2011-01-28, 4:59:01 PM | Message # 1

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1. This is stories i guess

2. I hit a squid

3. it went splish

4. then a fish ate it

5. then i got mad and shot the fish

6. then the fish yelled "JIZZ IN MY PANTS"

7 then i realized the fish wasnt wearing pants

8. then i puked

9. A shark ate it

10. did i tell you i was in a boat?

Jumping feet first into hell isn't you job. Making sure it's crowded when you get there is.~ Halo Reach Silver Visor

Mann

Date: Thursday, 2011-02-03, 4:55:43 PM | Message # 2

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11. there once was a man from mantucket
12. he craped and ate in a bucket
13that man was me
14 my bucket tastes good
15my bucket called me a horrible person
16 I shot it
17it told me to go burn
18 i took a match and burned my clothes
19now i have no clothes
20 stupid bucket

Jumping feet first into hell isn't you job. Making sure it's crowded when you get there is.~ Halo Reach Silver Visor

Short stories- Andrew's

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